THE MIDNIGHT COWBOY IS READY FOR THE LADIES!Posted: July 31, 2010
NEW YORK, NY – You like leather ladies? Well, The Midnight Cowboy, the hottest gigolo in town, is waiting for your call.
He’s back in New York City for one month only and he’s aiming to please. Cowboy, whose real name is Buck, has a bovine head and a smoking hot male body. He’s known as the greatest male prostitute to ever work in New York City. No more waiting, Ladies… the Cowboy has come home.
Buck is technically a bull (an uncastrated adult male) not a cow, but he didn’t like it when people called him Bullboy.
Buck originally hails from Crystal Lake, Illinois and grew up on The Scott Ranch, well-known cattle breeders. The owner, Spike Scott, often experimented with cross-breeding. In 1970, Spike bought a dairy cow named Betsy and thought there was something special about her. He decided to mix his own “DNA” with Betsy’s and… Buck was born!
He attended schools in Crystal Lake, but was kicked out of high school for eating the school lawn.
Buck was popular with everybody in Crystal Lake, especially the girls. They loved the fact that the only word he could say was “moo.” But Buck still felt like an outsider and decided to mosey to New York City where he knew he wouldn’t stick out.
Unfortunately, the first person Buck met was an imp named Ratso, who quickly took advantage of Buck’s popularity with women. The imp became Buck’s pimp and…the rest is history. Buck became known as The Midnight Cowboy and always had a herd of women waiting to see him. “He’s got a great nose and great skin,” said Morgan Larkin, 35. “But what really turns me on is the fact that he’s a great listener. I can talk for hours and he doesn’t even blink.”
“The only thing that bothers me about Buck is that he chews my plants,” said regular client, Sandy Nixon. “But he’s a great cuddler and nobody nuzzles like Buck. Nobody!” Buck usually has to drink a bathtub of water on every “call” but women don’t mind because, as one longtime client said, “he’s hung like a bull.”
Buck finally got away from Ratso in 1995 and has been living on a dairy farm in Sweden ever since. He’s been divorced three times – he married a woman, a heifer, and a woman heifer. Before coming back to America, Buck stopped in Pamplona for the running of the bulls. He was running with the bulls and from the bulls.